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"Are You Qualified to be a Professional?"
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Are You Qualified to be a Professional?
The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether
you are qualified to be a professional. According to statistics of
Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam.
Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether you are doing simple
things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close
the door
Correct Answer: open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put
in the elephant and close the door. This tests your prudence.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant! ...Still in the refrigerator! This tests
whether you have a comprehensive thinking.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one
may be your last chance to justify your qualification to be a
professional:
4. There is a river, which is lived in by crocodiles. How do you
manage to cross it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are
attending the Animal Meeting!
I hope you got this one correct! Have a nice day!
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